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	<title>Fair Warning</title>
	<link>http://tekgo.org/fair</link>
	<description>Unsolicited advice for no apparent reason</description>
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		<title>Doors, Knocking on</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Always knock on the door before entering a&#160;room.

If there is no door, or if knocking on the door will cause it to open knock on the door&#160;frame.

Do not cross the threshold of the room without being invited in. Knocking alone does not give you permission to enter a&#160;room.

If the occupant of the room says the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tekgo.org/fair/?p=151</link>
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		<title>Vampires, On Killing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Before we get to the business of killing vampires, I would like to say that despite their classification as monsters not all vampires should be killed. Many are relatively civilized and peaceful, and are an important resource for historical&#160;information.

There are plenty of rumors and hearsay about how one kills the immortal blood sucking monsters commonly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tekgo.org/fair/?p=144</link>
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		<title>Yourself, On making clones of</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Go find a mirror or fire up your webcam and look at yourself for five minutes. Seriously, I am not going&#160;anywhere.

Back? Now if you are like most people you probably found dozens of things wrong with your appearance and would consider yourself to be hideous12. Now consider having a bunch identically hideous people walking around. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tekgo.org/fair/?p=142</link>
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		<title>3D, On seeing film in</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Unless you are some sort of cyclops1 or a man who is too uptight and snooty for fun you should see every film you possibly can in 3D. This is not to say that 3D will make a horrible movie into a masterpiece, but the addition of the third dimension will make almost any move [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tekgo.org/fair/?p=140</link>
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		<title>Punches, On delivering long-distance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On October 20th 1871, a little under two years after the completion of the first transcontinental railroad was another historic event, the first transcontinental punch to the face. Delivered by Joseph "Toothless Joey" Holden to Stephen "Steve" Stevenson Jr. this was the longest distance land-based punch1 on record. Since that day the field of distanced [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tekgo.org/fair/?p=131</link>
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		<title>The World, On not taking over; Undead Army</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With one magical incantation or super virus you too can have an army of the undead roaming the earth. Even better is that this army has an incredibly powerful recruiting tactic; killing people. Let them loose and you will notice that society will completely crumble in a matter of&#160;days.

However zombies have a couple of major [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tekgo.org/fair/?p=123</link>
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		<title>The Princess, On saving</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So princesses have a few nasty habits, such as pissing off witches, refusing to have their hair trimmed, and breaking bestiality codes by making out with amphibians, but worst of all is their habit of being abducted. Now it seems that no matter how much security surrounds a princess they somehow get snatched from their [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tekgo.org/fair/?p=117</link>
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		<title>Parties, Inviting people to</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The best way to invite people to a party, is of course to talk to them in person or give them a good ‘ole phone call. Now this may seem old fashioned to some of you, but really having that real communication is the only way to fully express how badly you want someone to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tekgo.org/fair/?p=112</link>
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		<title>Slapping, On the proper time for</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do not slap people in the face, just do not do it whether you are male or female, young or old, there are very few times when it is appropriate to do so and you will probably never be in a situation where it is acceptable action. Slapping not only hurts, but it can also [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tekgo.org/fair/?p=108</link>
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		<title>Third person, Talking about yourself in</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Never talk about yourself in the third person, it is not and has never been acceptable to do so, and unless well all become part of a cybernetic hive mind it will probably never be alright to do so. Only three kinds of people are allowed to talk about themselves in the third person: Insane [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tekgo.org/fair/?p=21</link>
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