Time travel, Activities for
Once you have accepted the fact that just breathing in the past could cause drastic changes to the future, you will realize that it does not matter what you do in the past so you might as well go nuts. I have outlined some fun activities to engage in:
- Hunt dinosaurs with high powered firearms.
- Find out who really built the Moai.
- Prove to creationists that the earth is more than six thousand years old.
- Feed creationists to dinosaurs.
- Slap famous people in history.
- Hide secret messages in famous paintings.
- Become emperor of Rome for a week.
- Make out with yourself.1
- Slap more famous people in history.
- Make wise investments
- Be a pirate.
- Stop assassinations of great leaders.
- Assassinate poor leaders.
- Become your own grandpa.
- Why are you not already slapping historic figures?
Of course this is just the tip of the iceberg, but should be enough to get anyone started.
- Technically you could have more fun making out with multiple copies of yourself, but I am not going to go there. [↩]