Forn Cakes:

Well that's coming along

During my tenure as Associate Professor of Theoretical Bullshit at StateU I learned a few very important things:

1. Never ever leave your drink unattended; you never know what a mischievous grad student might slip into it.
2. The local coffeehouse is a great place to pickup mysterious and unstable women when your girlfriend just left you for some girl in her extreme yoga class.
3. Beating the shit out of some smartass kid for reading excerpts from your secret erotic-fiction is considered by some to be assault and reason for dismissal from the college.
4. fuck

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