Howdy! Do you have any idea why you're here? If you do then please leave. Otherwise stick around while I tell you the latest news about CUTE KITTENS.
I think that it is very important that people know that although Kittens are Cats, Cats are not Kittens. This is what Kitten Scientists like to call the feline-cuteness exclusion principle. Like all animals(other than the duckbill platypus, which really is a freak of nature with it's five sexual chromosomal pairs) Cats lose cuteness exponentially as they age. Scientists however have found that separating Cats and Kittens out allows kittens to exhibit Neoteny and like the Axolotl or Peter Pan, never grow up. So remember, keep your Kittens and Cats in separate cages, and be sure to feed them lots of Forn Cakes!
So you see, I really really like pie.