I love to eat meat, I love it; not just because of the pain and suffering involved, but also because of the flavor. So you can imagine that when I order a pizza that I pretty much just get a whole cow placed on top of it. Unfortunately for me and my carnivorous appetite people seem compelled to share pizzas instead of ordering their own, and of course these people never share my delight for well processed animals.
These people, if you can call them that, insist that I pollute my pizza and my digestive system with their precious vegetables; what utter bullshit! Even worse when I express my lack of enthusiasm for their choice of topping they suggest that we do a half meat and half veggie, as they obviously have no understanding of the fifth law of pizza dynamics:
5. Toppings have no consideration of 'sides' and will always contaminate the entire pizza with their taste, if not their physical presence.
And don't get me started on those fucks who don't like cheese on their pizza, they might as well just buy some bread and a bottle of ketchup instead of wasting my time.
Anyway, moral of the story is: Never compromise with pizza, order what you like and if people have a problem with it just order another one; you can never have too much pizza on hand.